Reel 1 · Cold open
Adaptive EEG Processing
Every brain
is different.
Every pipeline
treats them the same.
Clinical EEG is cleaned by a fixed sequence of steps, applied identically to every recording whatever that recording needs. About half the data ends up discarded as artifact.
One cleaning step
On a typical
recording, it
works.
Forty per cent of this recording was unusable. One step of the sequence runs, and bad epochs fall from 40.6% to 1.1%. This is what the fixed pipeline is built to do.
Measured · April 2026
The same step
On another,
it finishes it.
The same step, the same settings, a recording too corrupted for it to work on. It did not clean it. 80.3% → 99.9%. On another, 52.8% → 97.5%.
Five of thirty recordings were made worse this way
Why it happens
A fixed pipeline
never looks at
what it did.
The same steps in the same order for every patient. The two recordings above take the identical path, and nothing anywhere in it can tell the rescue from the wreck. No step is ever asked whether it helped.
What we built
Run it.
Measure it.
Keep it only
if it helped.
Every step is scored against the signal that went into it, and committed only if the recording actually improved. If it did not, the step is discarded and the recording goes on without it. The decision is made per recording, not per protocol.
Thirty recordings
Thirty different
pipelines.
Each recording measured, each one treated differently. In 8 of 30 the pipeline ran the tests and declined to do anything at all — the most valuable thing it does.
Across all thirty
Bad epochs
3,347 epochs recovered · none left worse
What this does not yet prove
The honest ledger
“Zero made worse” is guaranteed by the rulenot measured
Best of a large search, scored on its own data33.3% is optimistic
C runtime per recordingestimated, not timed
Recordings analysed30
Three-way MATLAB / Python / C parityconfirmed
A pipeline that only ever keeps a lower count cannot report a higher one. Settling it takes a held-out test.
What it is for
Fast enough
to run on
everything.
SpeedUnder five seconds a recording in C. An entire clinical archive clears in under a day on one workstation.
ParityMATLAB, Python and C produce numerically identical output — reference and production are one instrument.
NextSelect on half the epochs, report on the other half. Then the figure is one you can defend.
Every percentage on this stage is measured, from thirty clinical recordings. The arrangement of epochs within a recording is illustrative.